28 June 2009

New Celebrity Death Third

1. David Carradine
2. Ed McMahon
3. Farrah Fawcett

1. Michael Jackson
2. Billy Mays
3. ?

My vote is still Kathy Griffin. Though the other day, Maya Angelou came up in my head, and that one makes sense, too. Maybe Regis Philbin. Perhaps Willie Nelson. What about Bob Dylan? And Walter Kronkite is not doing so well. Artie Lange came up in conversation a while ago. Little Richard is a good pick.
Who is your vote for?

BTW, is it the apocalypse b/c there sure are a lot of celebrity deaths.

26 June 2009

On the upside, VooDoo Fest...


Flaming Lips
Kiss (but we already knew that)
The Pogues
Meat Puppets


25 June 2009

Wow. The Greatest Entertainer of the 20th Century is dead.

I don't think I can accurately describe my passion regarding the gloved one. But here's how Michael Jackson changed lives in Utica, Mississippi, a town of well under 500 households. I work at a summer camp there every summer, and have for six years; I've been going there as a camper and a staff member for fifteen years, and I absolutely love it. I remember being seven years old and seeing the 17-year-old staff members dancing on the stage blocks in the dining hall to "Blame It on the Boogie," a song by the Jackson 5, which they have done every year since. Many lunch-time skits have referenced MJ, including one which attempted, to the best of its ability, to re-create "Thriller". Just last year, my sister and I taught the group of 7- and 8-year olds the dance to "Beat It," which they performed at every single song for the rest of the summer, regardless of whether it was an MJ song or not. This year, Sally and a group of her friends did an entire performance to "Beat It". Also this summer, I created a silly character called Michael Jackson Superfan, who gets ridiculously defensive when anything critical is said of the greatest entertainer of the 20th century. Once, I was so convincing in my role that one of the staff members was genuinely frightened of me. It turns out that he had heard that I had almost punched my best friend, Danny, in the face, when previously performing as Michael Jackson Superfan. I had even played the character at the lunch meeting today.
That's why I thought Kendall Krupkin was joking when she said to me in the breezeway that Michael Jackson had died.
I got paged on the walkie talkie, informing me that he had died; calls; people coming up to me to hug me, etc. I was glued to the television with around ten other people, waiting to hear that what we heard was untrue, and that, at the very least, he was only in a coma. We even watched CNN after Wolf Blitzer announced that The LA Times had officially reported him to be dead, on the slight chance that the LA Times' sources were wrong.
At supper Michael Jackson was playing over the speakers, and "Thriller" came on. Most of the campers in the dining hall stood up and started dancing, some on the stage blocks, some on the floor, some at their tables. "Beat It" came on, and synchronized dance moves were all over. We recited the Mourner's Kaddish at services, and several of the campers named Michael Jackson as someone they were praying for. I did, too.
He is officially the greatest entertainer of the 20th century, and my own pick for it, too. I hope the best for his three children and all of my fellow superfans out there. He will be sorely, sorely missed.

EDIT: A camper named Sarah told a staff member that she was sadder when she found out than when she heard that her grandmother died.


We're the 2009 College World Series champs!

23 June 2009

If Celebrity Deaths happen in threes....

1. David Carradine
2. Ed McMahon
3. ?

Will you take the easy way out and pick Walter Cronkite? Or will you grow a pair and pick a lesser risk candidate? My pick: Willie Nelson. Possibly Kathy Griffin.
Hows about you?

03 June 2009

Exene has MS

Exene Cervenka, singer for L.A. punk band, X, has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. I love Exene; I hope only the best for her. I would die if X weren't around anymore.